Boyfriend! ...........anyone??

i'm eighteen and i don't have a boyfriend.

i wonder why people(hello aunties and uncles) are obsessed with thinking the way they do- of teenagers, their interests and the opposite sex! so im here to enlighten these ignorants and the rest who are just uncomfortable thinking on these lines.
first things first:
we are not obsessed with the opposite sex. period.
you can stop checking our mobiles, spying on us and ringing up friends homes over and over again at ghostly hours of the night.

we are intelligent enough to take care of ourselves and we could take care of others(the opp sex) who choose to mess with us, as well.
boys\girls are only part of our lives and with most we share sibling ties.
and all you mums who have proud daughters we do remember your lectures about the cannibal tribe thats called "men", pretty vividly. so you can stop getting hysterical, also there are prettier creatures out there.

after having said all this i'd say having a bf/gf is the most fascinating thing, ever. if alcohol gives you a high then i must say this is much better. or maybe you would call it hypocrisy? double standards perhaps?
but let me tell you, using such "crime words" or emotional blackmail isn't going to stop us from doing anything that we want to. we know our limits and we have our own definitions of right and wrong, maybe different from yours. and you can also stop singing praises of your apparent goody goody children in front of your friends cause what they are doing behind your back could be utter balderdash.! it will only save you from some social stigma, if the well protected truth does come out.!

and finally if u allow us to confess, we would, explaining everything. and then it might not seem so much a sin. u would also know the fun part. its ur take now!
hey but wait, i do not have a boyfriend, so u can chill...........



but no fun for you!
tin din ti din! :)